[Auto]portrait: de Monty Cantsin; MMXV
Surrounding the controversial events of the Totalitarian Internationale (or now dubbed the “Total Disaster Convention” or simply “Conventiongate”); we were fortunately able to briefly cross paths with Monty Cantsin & Subcomandante Marcos amidst the commotion and graciously obtain two-copies of a “self-portrait” of Monty Cantsin (Subcomandante Marcos politely declined).
Here we are offering the only two copies of the extraordinary luxury <<[Auto]portrait: de Monty Cantsin; MMXV>> in existence; [NO]W! a rare, once-in-a-lifetime, opportunity available exclusively for our luxury elite.
For luxury investors it should be noted: according to critically acclaimed Karen Eliot, “All Neoist trash is destined to continue to increase in value exponentially”; from millions, to billions, to trillions, to quadrillions and on and on; orbitalized and hyperaccelerated across the galaxies, to indeterminacy, transmedially, transfinitely and beyond.
For a bit more backstory on the Total Disaster Convention: according to a widely-disputed recounting of events: a small band of anti-neoist agents attempted to enact a multiple-angle, simultaneous suicide-bomb attack within the convention center at precisely six o’clock. Seven of the eleven “terrorists” were apprehended, dismembered and swiftly sectioned with well-sharpened Saudi Arabian bone-saws by counter-insurrectionists awaiting their arrival outside of the convention center of Totalitaria. Their bodies were quickly disposed of, never to be seen again.
According to the State and the reactionary press, the other four of eleven agents who inexplicably slipped through the defensive perimeter were able to detonate their explosive devices exactly at 6 o’clock as planned, thusly dealing significant damage to the north and northwest sections of the convention center, causing widespread panic and general disarray. Additionally the detonation destroyed a room full of servers and auxiliary tech-hardware, leading to a partial breakdown of media communication interlinks that were located in close proximity to the explosion sites.
All of these details have led many to suspect a level of orchestration to these events and others to suspect that these “terrorists” are in-fact “still alive” somewhere and are being held in captivity, likely subjected to a wide-range of torture methods (i.e. Chinese water torture or Guantanamo Bay water-related memory enhancement sessions) in order to obtain intelligence on agents who plan to undermine the stability of Totalitaria.
As mentioned above, these various details are hotly contested and highly divisive, not to mention in many ways contradictory of one another. Therefore, suffice to say, there are various corporate-news agencies with a certain historification of events, but there is no clear agreement as to what exactly transpired in the flurry of chaos and confusion surrounding the revolutionary council’s “suicide-bombing”.
Some suspect it was an internal coup; a pathetic attempt to garner public sympathy and support (i.e. 9/11 virtual-reality “bombings”). Some even suspecting that there were never eleven terrorists or “anti-neoists” at all, as there has never been an adequate investigation into the background and interlinks of these alleged criminals from the circulated mugshots, nor anything resembling a judicial process for the accused.
Many experts in underground, anarcho-syndicalist network press suggest that the bombs were simply planted in an offset, unsuccessful pattern in order to appear more “random”. “From manufactured consent to manufactured event series,” according to Ramirez-Sépulvado. According to these conspiracy theorists, the Totalitarian regime was to create a simulation of events, where these alleged “anti-neoists” were making a daft attempt to level the entire structure, intersectionally with simultaneous detonations in strategic locations. They could hyperrealize these events through careful media orchestration and propagandistic feedback loops of dissemination.
The general line of the communist-press of the Pravda: Precariat, contrasted much of the anarcho-snydicalist press line, saying that this level of internal collaboration, even to simulate non-events as such, and discreetly coordinate this scale of bombing campaigns is completely unthinkable given recent schisms, backstabbing, in-fighting and generalized intractability among formerly united Neoist factions.
The end of diplomacy, the collapse of the nation-state, dissension, dissonance and dissolution of underground networks:=; Cultures of death; stasis, metastasizing the social order; the body-politic; cancerous rhizomes, webs of cyanide, oceans of bleach, gentle acid-rain formations accentuated by putrefaction-passion punch & radiation-electric azure chlorofluorocarbon skylines. ///ZERO+NFT=BILLIONS—PATANO!
Surrounding the controversial events of the Totalitarian Internationale (or now dubbed the “Total Disaster Convention” or simply “Conventiongate”); we were fortunately able to briefly cross paths with Monty Cantsin & Subcomandante Marcos amidst the commotion and graciously obtain two-copies of a “self-portrait” of Monty Cantsin (Subcomandante Marcos politely declined).
Here we are offering the only two copies of the extraordinary luxury <<[Auto]portrait: de Monty Cantsin; MMXV>> in existence; [NO]W! a rare, once-in-a-lifetime, opportunity available exclusively for our luxury elite.
For luxury investors it should be noted: according to critically acclaimed Karen Eliot, “All Neoist trash is destined to continue to increase in value exponentially”; from millions, to billions, to trillions, to quadrillions and on and on; orbitalized and hyperaccelerated across the galaxies, to indeterminacy, transmedially, transfinitely and beyond.
For a bit more backstory on the Total Disaster Convention: according to a widely-disputed recounting of events: a small band of anti-neoist agents attempted to enact a multiple-angle, simultaneous suicide-bomb attack within the convention center at precisely six o’clock. Seven of the eleven “terrorists” were apprehended, dismembered and swiftly sectioned with well-sharpened Saudi Arabian bone-saws by counter-insurrectionists awaiting their arrival outside of the convention center of Totalitaria. Their bodies were quickly disposed of, never to be seen again.
According to the State and the reactionary press, the other four of eleven agents who inexplicably slipped through the defensive perimeter were able to detonate their explosive devices exactly at 6 o’clock as planned, thusly dealing significant damage to the north and northwest sections of the convention center, causing widespread panic and general disarray. Additionally the detonation destroyed a room full of servers and auxiliary tech-hardware, leading to a partial breakdown of media communication interlinks that were located in close proximity to the explosion sites.
All of these details have led many to suspect a level of orchestration to these events and others to suspect that these “terrorists” are in-fact “still alive” somewhere and are being held in captivity, likely subjected to a wide-range of torture methods (i.e. Chinese water torture or Guantanamo Bay water-related memory enhancement sessions) in order to obtain intelligence on agents who plan to undermine the stability of Totalitaria.
As mentioned above, these various details are hotly contested and highly divisive, not to mention in many ways contradictory of one another. Therefore, suffice to say, there are various corporate-news agencies with a certain historification of events, but there is no clear agreement as to what exactly transpired in the flurry of chaos and confusion surrounding the revolutionary council’s “suicide-bombing”.
Some suspect it was an internal coup; a pathetic attempt to garner public sympathy and support (i.e. 9/11 virtual-reality “bombings”). Some even suspecting that there were never eleven terrorists or “anti-neoists” at all, as there has never been an adequate investigation into the background and interlinks of these alleged criminals from the circulated mugshots, nor anything resembling a judicial process for the accused.
Many experts in underground, anarcho-syndicalist network press suggest that the bombs were simply planted in an offset, unsuccessful pattern in order to appear more “random”. “From manufactured consent to manufactured event series,” according to Ramirez-Sépulvado. According to these conspiracy theorists, the Totalitarian regime was to create a simulation of events, where these alleged “anti-neoists” were making a daft attempt to level the entire structure, intersectionally with simultaneous detonations in strategic locations. They could hyperrealize these events through careful media orchestration and propagandistic feedback loops of dissemination.
The general line of the communist-press of the Pravda: Precariat, contrasted much of the anarcho-snydicalist press line, saying that this level of internal collaboration, even to simulate non-events as such, and discreetly coordinate this scale of bombing campaigns is completely unthinkable given recent schisms, backstabbing, in-fighting and generalized intractability among formerly united Neoist factions.
The end of diplomacy, the collapse of the nation-state, dissension, dissonance and dissolution of underground networks:=; Cultures of death; stasis, metastasizing the social order; the body-politic; cancerous rhizomes, webs of cyanide, oceans of bleach, gentle acid-rain formations accentuated by putrefaction-passion punch & radiation-electric azure chlorofluorocarbon skylines. ///ZERO+NFT=BILLIONS—PATANO!
Surrounding the controversial events of the Totalitarian Internationale (or now dubbed the “Total Disaster Convention” or simply “Conventiongate”); we were fortunately able to briefly cross paths with Monty Cantsin & Subcomandante Marcos amidst the commotion and graciously obtain two-copies of a “self-portrait” of Monty Cantsin (Subcomandante Marcos politely declined).
Here we are offering the only two copies of the extraordinary luxury <<[Auto]portrait: de Monty Cantsin; MMXV>> in existence; [NO]W! a rare, once-in-a-lifetime, opportunity available exclusively for our luxury elite.
For luxury investors it should be noted: according to critically acclaimed Karen Eliot, “All Neoist trash is destined to continue to increase in value exponentially”; from millions, to billions, to trillions, to quadrillions and on and on; orbitalized and hyperaccelerated across the galaxies, to indeterminacy, transmedially, transfinitely and beyond.
For a bit more backstory on the Total Disaster Convention: according to a widely-disputed recounting of events: a small band of anti-neoist agents attempted to enact a multiple-angle, simultaneous suicide-bomb attack within the convention center at precisely six o’clock. Seven of the eleven “terrorists” were apprehended, dismembered and swiftly sectioned with well-sharpened Saudi Arabian bone-saws by counter-insurrectionists awaiting their arrival outside of the convention center of Totalitaria. Their bodies were quickly disposed of, never to be seen again.
According to the State and the reactionary press, the other four of eleven agents who inexplicably slipped through the defensive perimeter were able to detonate their explosive devices exactly at 6 o’clock as planned, thusly dealing significant damage to the north and northwest sections of the convention center, causing widespread panic and general disarray. Additionally the detonation destroyed a room full of servers and auxiliary tech-hardware, leading to a partial breakdown of media communication interlinks that were located in close proximity to the explosion sites.
All of these details have led many to suspect a level of orchestration to these events and others to suspect that these “terrorists” are in-fact “still alive” somewhere and are being held in captivity, likely subjected to a wide-range of torture methods (i.e. Chinese water torture or Guantanamo Bay water-related memory enhancement sessions) in order to obtain intelligence on agents who plan to undermine the stability of Totalitaria.
As mentioned above, these various details are hotly contested and highly divisive, not to mention in many ways contradictory of one another. Therefore, suffice to say, there are various corporate-news agencies with a certain historification of events, but there is no clear agreement as to what exactly transpired in the flurry of chaos and confusion surrounding the revolutionary council’s “suicide-bombing”.
Some suspect it was an internal coup; a pathetic attempt to garner public sympathy and support (i.e. 9/11 virtual-reality “bombings”). Some even suspecting that there were never eleven terrorists or “anti-neoists” at all, as there has never been an adequate investigation into the background and interlinks of these alleged criminals from the circulated mugshots, nor anything resembling a judicial process for the accused.
Many experts in underground, anarcho-syndicalist network press suggest that the bombs were simply planted in an offset, unsuccessful pattern in order to appear more “random”. “From manufactured consent to manufactured event series,” according to Ramirez-Sépulvado. According to these conspiracy theorists, the Totalitarian regime was to create a simulation of events, where these alleged “anti-neoists” were making a daft attempt to level the entire structure, intersectionally with simultaneous detonations in strategic locations. They could hyperrealize these events through careful media orchestration and propagandistic feedback loops of dissemination.
The general line of the communist-press of the Pravda: Precariat, contrasted much of the anarcho-snydicalist press line, saying that this level of internal collaboration, even to simulate non-events as such, and discreetly coordinate this scale of bombing campaigns is completely unthinkable given recent schisms, backstabbing, in-fighting and generalized intractability among formerly united Neoist factions.
The end of diplomacy, the collapse of the nation-state, dissension, dissonance and dissolution of underground networks:=; Cultures of death; stasis, metastasizing the social order; the body-politic; cancerous rhizomes, webs of cyanide, oceans of bleach, gentle acid-rain formations accentuated by putrefaction-passion punch & radiation-electric azure chlorofluorocarbon skylines. ///ZERO+NFT=BILLIONS—PATANO!